Here is an awesome drunken story found over at bash.org

cassius_clay13 - so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
cassius_clay13 - well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
cassius_clay13 - so i helped him walk to the toilet
cassius_clay13 - all the stalls were occupied
emoti_conartist - lol
cassius_clay13 - bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
cassius_clay13 - so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
cassius_clay13 - and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
emoti_conartist - hahahahahaha
cassius_clay13 - and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
cassius_clay13 - then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
cassius_clay13 - so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
cassius_clay13 - and runs away
cassius_clay13 - imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

Tags: cassius_clay, Drunk, Worst Night Ever

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